cheezy pick up lines

• “Oops, I think I lost my number. Can I have yours?
• “Oops, I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?”
• “You must be a thief, ‘coz you stole my heart.”
• “You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.”
• “Your dad must’ve been retarded, ‘coz you are special.”
• “Your dad must be a terrorist, ‘coz yoh da bomb!”
• “Was your dad an alien? ‘Coz honey, there’s nothing else like you on planet Earth!”
• “Do you have a map? ‘Coz I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
• “Am I a bad shooter? ‘Coz I keep on missing you.”
• “Hi, you look a lot like my next boyfriend.”
•  “Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.”
• "You can fall from a building, You can fall from a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me..."